“It's too fast to be sensual but too weak to let you go crazy; any amount of resistance will stop the flicker as it idly vibrates, which ain't nothing to write home about.
I suppose it could be nice when used along side other toys but it's not very effective on its own. Maybe I just need to find a way to make it work for me but, idk, I haven't really found out how to do that yet.
Very cute design and a creative concept but def isn't where I'd like it to be just yet.
EDIT: I just wanted to say tha TNLC reached out to me after I left this review and went above and beyond to help me feel better about this! I will leave my original review as-is, but I've added a star for their 5 Star customer service.
They reached out to ask for additional feedback and offered to give me a store credit equal to the value of Myrtle (since their no return policy is very understandable). I'm greatful for how quickly they contacted me and I commend their effort to make this right. It feels good to know that they take their pledge seriously and I am more than happy to keep trying new things and to see what works for me.”
“I got this for aesthetic reasons, but it does work well. Not my optimal toy because it’s a little awkward and small, so you have to be kind of specific with the way you hold and use it. Still cute though!”
“Still exploring the different possibilities, but it gives something more to the self-love experience! It's also very amusing. I like to use it with my glass dildo.”