“I love this bullet!! My first one, smooth, easy to use and my partner loves playing with it on my nipples and thighs before nestling it in while in missionary. I also find it handy for self pleasure if I'm on my stomach.”
“The Elemi was an earnest and hard-working toy, and will be dearly missed — by me but especially by my girlfriend — in the interim before he is replaced. I only wish he could have better defended against a certain senseless canine attack, the details of which are here omitted in the interest of efficiency and the emotional wellbeing of those affected.”
