“The Elemi was an earnest and hard-working toy, and will be dearly missed — by me but especially by my girlfriend — in the interim before he is replaced. I only wish he could have better defended against a certain senseless canine attack, the details of which are here omitted in the interest of efficiency and the emotional wellbeing of those affected.”
“High quality materials and many different vibration settings. We like to use this one during actual sex because it’s compact enough to not be in the way.”
