“This review is embarrassingly simple. Conker is the best gin we have ever discovered. No if's but's or maybe's. We think it is clearly the best gin - that's why we buy it. How is it the best? Well it's the flavour. Full but delicate and complex. But here I'm veering off into b*llsh*t land. I'm no expert taster, but we've tried a lot of gins and in our opinion this one came out top by a mile.”