About. NO SLIP - a special grip coating is used to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. NO BOUNCE - the frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running. ALL POLARISED - Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. NO LEOPARDS - Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know). Reflective Mirrored Lenses: For Tall & WIde Heads : Best for Running Laps Around Mortals. DescriptionMirrored Reflective LensesLIMITED EDITION : GLASSES OF THE GODS. HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.. Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.Made for beasting, great for running and biking. BFGs: Beast Fuck!ng GoodrsWith wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.No Slip: A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.No Bounce: Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.All Polarised: Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.Reflective Lenses: Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.. All Fun.View All Goodr SunglassesMPN GO-310559
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