“Okay so think of everything you love about suction and vibration toys and put them in an adorably small package with a punny name. The Love Triangle will get your eyes watering anywhere you plan to take it - it's the usual Satisfyer quality and power wrapped up in a little bundle with a very important hygiene cap so you can throw it in your bag and not worry about contamination of the tip.
With respect, if you have a vulva and have not tried a Satisfyer you have not lived. Start with this one or literally any other one, it does not matter, just do not allow yourself to go through life without a clit suction toy (and FYI the dual vibration only adds to the experience). Ricky and Satisfyer, I thank you for your service.”
