“1. Colour wrong. Green ordered but Champagne delivered!
ii. Courier made no attempt to find us on the appointed date despite our being here all day. The house is at the bottom of a short drive and is well signposted
iii. Parcel then deposited at Berinsfield P.O. for collection irrespective of the inconvenience for two elderly vulnerable geriatrics, one of whom no longer drives.
iv. The Postmistress had the utmost difficulty dealing with the access code!”