“No sweat commuter? ✔️
Multiple kid school runner? ✔️
Weekly shopper? ✔️
Stealth Friday arvo pint mission? ✔️
Trailer towing machine? ✔️
Traffic smasher? ✔️
Insurance and road tax exempt king of the road? ✔️
Ladies and gentlemen, do your life a favour and get yourself a Tern GSD and stop having your Range Rover nicked on the daily.”