Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate Reviews

4.5 Rating 12 Reviews

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“A friend made me taste it, knowing I can eat (and love) hot food. She never understood how I could eat 2 blocks, just like that; when, she swallows, a really little piece, to feel drops coming out of here face, with fire in her mouth ;) Really interesting chocolate :) For once, you understand; when it's said : Hot.”

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Posted 3 years ago

Hey Popof, Thanks for taking the time to review our Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate, and tell us all about this firey experience. Glad you love the heat as much as we do

Posted 3 years ago

“A friend from work gave me half of a small block of this nasty chocolate while I was trying to run a busy X-ray department. I was very pleased to have been offered some chocolate as I had been busy and not managed to entertain lunch. My brain was not ready for the mayhem that followed..........I began by grossly perspiring from my armpits and other areas of my body that I didn’t know even had sweat glands. After a few short seconds, the oral heat and pain hit me. Until that day I was convinced that I had a mouth like asbestos, but clearly every material has a melting point! Mine had well and truly been reached. The friend that handed me the chocolate started to panic and ran for the resus trolley, just as I began to feel faint. The phone was ringing but I was in such a panic that I ripped the receiver from its stand and shouted some random words of gibberish to the Accident & Emergency consultant on the other end of the line. After about 10 minutes of gas and air, I started to come round and managed to finish my shift. The next morning I needed a barium enema to line my bowel walls before I passed a huge molten log into the porcelain dish! Thankfully the barium enema toilets at work have a special set up that allows you to flush even the most disgusting of sphincter trembles without the outside world hearing you steam press in your Calvins! I booked myself in for a colonoscopy as I was convinced that I had managed to perforate my rectum in the urgency of clearing my intestines. After 24 hours, normal life was resumed. In future I will read the other reviews and take heed of the milk! Thank you Mr Instant Regret.”

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Posted 3 years ago

Caroline Barnett

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“Yep - it’s hot. Do what Luke said and have milk on standby, you will need it !”

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Posted 3 years ago

Hey Caroline, Glad to hear it lives up to it's name!!

Posted 3 years ago

“It most definitely is hot, but worth it. Have with milk please I'm warning anyone buying this. HAVE MILK.”

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Posted 3 years ago

Hey Luke, Glad to hear you loved and instantly regretted this. Milk is a good shout. Take good care, Firebox

Posted 3 years ago