“Two people, 45 minutes, yeah, right. The guys who delivered it were really nice. Unpacked, counted the fixings, all there. Fixing the hydraulic rams to the frame, one part which should move was solid. I had to loosen with pliers. Fixed the sides,back and front OK. Then, the metal frame, I was unable to slot it together as the swarf from the punchedout bolt holes had to be chipped off with a screwdriver. Assembled, pushed the frame down as directed, this was like playing Buckaroo. Tightening the fixings, the frame sprang open like a giant mousetrap. Once the mattress is in place it is fine. Took a 63year old woman and a musician seven and a half hours. Slept well that night I can tell you.”
